Tuesday, August 22, 2006

please take rr off the air rright away

the city tv man just voiced the words “food guru rachael ray.” food guru? excuse me?

“garlicky holy guacamole!” (her punctuation, mind) is not the work of a food guru, it is the work of an imbecile. “macho gazpacho vegetable chunk salad” sounds disgusting and does not even make sense. there is nothing macho about it, nor is it a soup. I will concede that is contains vegetables, and it is a salad. funny though, I somehow do not think escoffier ever went around telling his staff to ‘chunk’ some veg.

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