sartorial jesus, the crucifixion
o how the king of kings hath fallen; o how the lord of lords hath stooped low. what false messiah is this? what judas is he, as he betrayeth those who did once praise him? he of impeccable tailoring and sumptuous fabrics, I shall forgive him not his sartorial sins. it is but lucifer himself who could be possessed of such sloth, such a deadly sloth as to come before us in a polarfleece pullover.
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he hath redeemed himself:
- oxblood oxfords
- navy dress pants
- fuschia striped white shirt with wide spread collar
- light pink and silver cufflinks
- light pink, fuschia, and chocolate brown striped tie
Maybe he had to dig himself out of a snowbank hence the fleece. Or perhaps he was being ironic.
maybe someone threw up on him and he had to cover it
I wanted to throw up on him.
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