oscar report
tobey maguire please present yourself to the nearest barber for an emergency de-perving.
meryl streep which women's studies professor did you beat up and steal that jewellery from?
philip seymour hoffman maybe try not to fall asleep in a ditch next time before you have to present.
medical school you were just joking when you said there was an exam tomorrow morning, right?
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I'm sure medical school was pulling a good one, Simon.
Why was Jack Nicholson bald? He looked even more demonic than usual, though just as drunk.
apparently it's for some buddy commedy with morgan freeman. and cancer. because nothing says laughs a minute like cancer.
I could have done without both jack and diane keaton. why couldn't ellen have presented best picture, in a snappy new suit?
I didn't understand why Diane Keaton seemed like she was drunk, other than perhaps that she actually was drunk.
I have to admit, I was hoping Ellen's vacuum would suck up a piece of Penelope Cruz's dress.
Don't you have an exam or something?
i didn't understand why the academy ever thought it would be a good idea to have celine dion sing.
Or why they gave the Oscar for Best Song to Melissa Etheridge
no offence guys, more important question: where can I find pictures of ellen's sweet suits?
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