hoff you better be a man of your word

the hoff just promised to sing tonight on america's got talent. I wonder if it will be his new creep chic hit 'jump in my car'?

by the way I am also reading some tolstoy in the original russian to mitigate the damage caused by this program. okay I am not but I am reading style at home.

p.s. regis you are making me cry. do they not pay you enough on your daytime talk show?

p.p.s. hoff take off your blue sunglasses.