Wednesday, November 18, 2009

proselytizing on pork

said EV, may 2007: undercooked pork is the new cooked pork.
says bon appetit this month: undercooked pork is the new cooked pork.

the world would save a lot of time if it just read my blog, really. cut out the middle man. trim the fat, if you will. unless it is pork belly, in which case leave the fat on and proceed to (under)cook it.

p.s. saw 'bride wars' a few days ago (please do not even ask) and one of the brides was part of the 'international butter club' for a brief while. a new stick of butter every month in the mail. sounds amazing, no? a few more brilliant ideas like that and the movie might have crept above the 12% rating it currently enjoys on rotten tomatoes.

p.p.s. obviously pork belly deserves a long and luxurious cook time, that was just a joke. but seriously, a nice pink tenderloin? perfection.

1 comment:

Mom said...

If butter was sent in the mail, it would melt. I think that you must have missed something (i.e. perhaps it was a joke). Actually I wanted to see that movie but wouldn't go because of the low ratings. How did you manage to see it? I thought you only like art house fair, and Grey's Anatomy.