Thursday, October 29, 2009

low-impact athletics

so our building has a gym (p.s. I have never gone there) but it also has a lounge area outside the gym so I guess if I was ever feeling particularly athletic I could don a moisture-wicking tracksuit and hit the lounge with some magazines and a bottle of gatorade. and also probably a lacoste sweatband.

p.p.s. UPS failed to deliver a lamp today as planned. I am thinking a lawsuit is probably in order.

2 comments:

Mom said...

You want to know something embarrassing? I ordered the "fitness clothing set" to be delivered here to our hotel room. Well it's a lovely workout set wrapped in tissue, in a nice basket containing the clothes, running shoes and bottled water. I didn't get a chance to use the things. They delivered another basket of workout clothes the following day - I called to make sure I wasn't being charged again and they say it's just their habit to replenish. Well a third basket was delivered today - and all the three sets of workout clothes are still unused and in their pristine wrappers. Tomorrow I figure I have to wear all three outfits or else be REALLY embarrassed - though wouldn't you figure the person who delivers would notice I didn't even use the first set yet (since the sticker holding the tissue paper over the clothes isn't even broken) and not deliver new ones each day? Guess I have to go to the gym three times or just make the clothes look like they've been used.

George said...

When would you have time for a "workout"? I've been finding that by the time I run to the tennis club, play two hours of tennis, run back home and shower, it's almost time to go out for lunch. There just isn't enough time for everything.