Thursday, September 20, 2007

the pilgrims did not build this country on lies, you know

loblaws woman, if there was an ad for festive gourds in last week's flyer, and then I ask you where the gourds are, and then if you tell me that you do not have any gourds yet, but then I find the gourds right next to the red peppers, I will not only think you are a big liar, but also really lazy.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

how long will my mini pumpkin last before it goes bad? i want to keep it until at least mid-november.
also, i might harvest some seeds and try to grow a new one like my avocado project. can you try to find me a recipe on the internet please?

simon said...

NO MORE HORTICULTURE PROJECTS.

simon said...

also do not draw on your mini pumpkin.

Anonymous said...

Haha I remember drawing faces on those mini pumpkin gourds with a sharpie when I was much younger

Anonymous said...

One time on halloween someone kicked our pumpkin and it broke the dish that was inside with the candle.
I'm on call right now.

Anonymous said...

I am so flattered that you have adopted your mother's festive gourd display!

simon said...

thanks mom. maybe if you are lucky I will come home some time and fix your gourd display, which, if anything like your flower arrangements, probably needs some adjusting.

Anonymous said...

Simon, how can you be so mean to your poor mother as to tell her her gourd display needs adjusting?

Gourds are inherently asymmetrical anyway.

Mrs. Frank, I am sure your gourds are just fine as they are.

Anonymous said...

Thank you anonymous. The gourds are actuallly very good. I do agree with Simon that my flower arrangements are not great at times.

simon said...

anonymous, it is a good thing you are anonymous, because I really do not appreciate you coming here on my blog and then going all team mom on me.