Monday, August 13, 2007

neighbourhood watch

to the friendly neighbour who was standing in the lobby but who did not open the door for me when I arrived with my arms full of groceries:

it is reassuring to see that people are taking the security of the building seriously. you never know when a cat burglar is going to show up with decoy loblaws bags full of decoy peaches and decoy low-carb hamburger buns and decoy swedish berries, all in a gutsy attempt to trick you into admitting him to the secured confines of EV HQ. constant vigilance!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You should move into a building with a doorman and concierge, then you will never have that problem again. Mind you, if you wanted to move into that sort of building you should have chosen perhaps investment banking or corportate law rather than medicine in Canada. Never mind, you will just have to open your own doors, or else hope for friendlier neighbors.