Monday, June 18, 2007

four reasons I am never doing sports again

my legs are so sore.
my bum is so sore.
my shoulder is so sore.
my arm is so sore.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

by "sports", i assume you mean something like "tearing open a bag of pretzels" or "hoisting the bread basket"...regardless, get well soon!

Luke said...

I am sure Simon was energized for his junk-food hoisting/squash game by how good his newly-pedicured feet felt! I was just the same way!

simon said...

thank you 'anonymous' and luke. it was a rigorous game of tennis, if you must know. okay, it was casual family doubles, but I still sweated a bit.

luke what are you talking about? I certainly did not have a pedicure. oh, you must be talking about sports pedicures.