that new tim hortons commercial with the guy buying winter coats for his immigrating family? maybe I cried a lot when I saw it. and maybe again when I rewatched it on the pvr. and maybe I cried when I saw him buying coats in reverse while it was rewinding. OR MAYBE I DID NOT CRY AT ALL.
what was with the ceremony's ez-listening oh canada? as much as it pains me to say this, why didn't they just send celine her requisite dumptruck of cash and get her to belt it out?
also nice that they got the village people to perform omg I am going to get in so much trouble for that one. seriously though, one guy is wearing a fur vest over what looks distinctly like a waxed chest.
BILL CLINTON PLAYS A LOT OF GOLF AND WOULD NOT CUT BACK ON GOLF EVEN THOUGH HE HAD A HEART ATTACK MAYBE HE IS A GOLFAHOLIC. I NEED BIGGER CAPS OMGGGGG must turn off cnn.
said stacey: "well I just LOVE that... that... I don't even know what to call it! a shrug?" it is a bolero. "a little wrap?" bolero. "it's like a little cardigan!" bolero. "SHRUGIGAN!"
IT IS A BOLERO. I HATE BOLEROS AND I HATE STACEY LONDON.
gtg. rumour has it that hilary might have dawdled at work before going to visit post-cardiac stent clinton. AND SHE DID NOT EVEN SEEM VERY WORRIED. OMG. BACK TO YOU SANJAY GUPTA TO EXPLAIN WHAT A CARDIAC STENT IS FOR THE ONE MILLIONTH TIME. also can we also please get another talking head in here to tell us about how bill has been in haiti and HAITI IS REALLY EXHAUSTING.
the airport rent-a-cop just told me that my suit bag exceeded the terrorist-thwarting carry-on limit. so she made me stuff my suit-bomb into my little suitcase and now it is going to be all wrinkled. THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.
p.s. this post is going to get me into so much trouble with mila. I am always getting chastised for shouting about security theatre and the like while standing in line. something about I am going to end up with a full cavity search or something if I do not be quiet.
thanks a lot, usher. really, thanks. if I have any of your songs on my ipod I am going to delete them and also I am going to seriously consider deleting that recording I have on my blackberry of mila performing "love in this club, pt. II".
so it would seem mayor bloomberg is trying to cut salt consumption by 25%. I hope that does not translate into a six salt limit with the foie at per se. WHAT WOULD I DO WITH ONLY SIX TYPES OF SALT?
p.s. good news: dinner, which had previously been booked for 10pm, has been moved to 9. perhaps there is a chance we will make it out on the same day we started the meal? hahaha JOKES.
