i hope the fbi does not read my blog

the airport rent-a-cop just told me that my suit bag exceeded the terrorist-thwarting carry-on limit. so she made me stuff my suit-bomb into my little suitcase and now it is going to be all wrinkled. THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.

p.s. this post is going to get me into so much trouble with mila. I am always getting chastised for shouting about security theatre and the like while standing in line. something about I am going to end up with a full cavity search or something if I do not be quiet.