Tuesday, January 15, 2008

least emergent emergency of the day

the paper towel dispensers in this hospital all feature an "emergency feed knob," in case the dispenser fails to automatically dispense a paper towel and you really need one, I suppose.

the only emergency here is the lack of freshly folded white terry hand towels in a basket beside the sink, not to mention the conspicuous absence of designer hand lotion. HEALTH CARE FUNDING CRISIS SOLUTION BRAINWAVE: l'occitane-sponsored washrooms.

p.s. white linen is also acceptable.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you should call your MPP to complain - maybe send a fax to Premier McGuinty as well. Or perhaps call Michael Moore and he can put an epilogue on the dvd versions of Sicko - "Special bonus feature, epilogue concerning Canada's dire health care crisis"

simon said...

can you draft some letters for me, please?