I should never have compromised on flavour
dear mr. redenbacher:
you recently aired a television advertisement suggesting that your 'smart pop' popping corn was both trans fat free and as delicious as any other buttered microwave popping corn.
well orville let me tell you something: your popcorn tastes like sawdust. I like butter shooters, orville. do you think that I value my health so much that I am actually willing to compromise on flavour just to avoid a little trans fat? because I do not value it so much, orville. I value buttery flavour.
so in conclusion, orville redenbacher, shame on you for your outrageous and patently false advertising claims.
with paucity of flavour,
I blandly remain,
yours in vapidity,
simon
2 comments:
simon - that is my favourite microwave popcorn.
anonymous, I fear you have been brainwashed by the pervasive marketing efforts of mr. redenbacher! try some butter lovers, there's no going back.
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