careless criticizing

so I do not know if anyone has ever actually noticed, but I change the criticism at the top of my blog every so often. outlook tells me to do it every week but I usually press snooze and then it beeps for an hour until mila finally yells at me to turn it off. sorry that is my real alarm clock but I do press snooze in outlook too. anyway I do change it sometimes. but the problem is I have not kept track of what I have been writing up there. see, here is the secret. those are not actually criticisms that my outraged readers have sent in. I actually just write them because if I am so open to criticism like that I must be an okay guy so basically I just put it up there to dupe people.

so now since I have no more prison break to watch the only thing I have to think about is what if I start duplicating my criticisms. that would be terrible, because then I would have butchered the very words that were supposed to be cutting my blog down to size. I am still in somewhat of a stupor induced by watching 22 episodes of tv in a darkened room non-stop for two days so I cannot really tease out the reason that it would be so terrible, but I feel quite ardently that there must be some irony there, or at least some sort of double negative.