Sunday, June 28, 2009

worst deal ever

susur lee is now offering a sleep-and-dine package at toronto's soho met, including a meal at one of his toronto restaurants. $385 gets you a night stay, and a 5-course meal chez susur. SUSUR LEE, IF YOU PAID ME $385 I WOULD NOT EVEN CONSIDER GRACING ONE OF YOUR ARMPITS OF A RESTAURANT WITH MY PRESENCE. unless this package included the opportunity to whip week-old tuna filets at your ponytailed self.

5 comments:

Mom "I told you he was no good" said...

Does he still have a Toronto restaurant? I thought he fled the city. And was getting bad reviews in NYC.

Anonymous said...

Susur Lee sighting today at Toronto Brickwork's Farmers Market. Apparently he is now a farmer/vendor and selling organic watermelon juice at a booth, along with a display of his books. I was tempted to take a picture for you!

Michelle Homer.

simon said...

he has stooped to personally hawking the undoubtedly vast number of unsold copies of his book? ah, justice is sweeter than watermelon juice....

Aldous said...

Don't you own a copy of that book, Simon?

simon said...

that was purchased pre-vendetta.