frame shame

dear framing store lady,

I was not joking when I said I wanted a gold frame. I do not really care that you think I might no longer want a gold frame once I am done choosing the mat. guess what, bossypants? I still want a gold frame. and by the way I refuse to patronize stores where pushy apron-clad framemongers try to pressure me into bad framing decisions.

p.s. my old framing lady thought I was an architect. just saying.