95% dry carb

okay thanks everyone for telling me about triscuits sooner. for so many years I have been ignoring them as I browsed the snack cracker aisle, foolishly thinking that they were nothing but the most dry of dry carbs. but then one day at loblaws I remembered that dry carb was in fact my favourite food group, and so promptly threw a box into the cart while mila was distracted by a display of craisins. oh and how dry they are (only 5% moisture according to wikipedia)! yet buttery! I could eat a box in a single sitting, and would, if it were not for mila wandering into the kitchen and catching me with a fistful of crackers after I had already been issued a triscuit moratorium for the day.