best of nyc: exercise class

momercize. awkwardly flailing their arms and legs as they tried to propel their $900 strollers through central park, listening to the shouted commands of an overhyped young man in overtight shorts, 3 young moms were sighted, well outside their natural habitats of dean & deluca and saks. words truly cannot describe the inane contortions of these three ladies, who were no doubt paying dearly for the privilege of looking like complete fools as they power-strollered about the park, clad in excessively coordinated athletic wear. whatever happened to good old-fashioned ashtanga hiphop pilates?