the miracle of hanukkah
mila reports that she did indeed water the tree, and with the appropriate dose of stagrow, no less. no details yet whether or not the orchid was gently misted
"maladroit platitudes"
mila reports that she did indeed water the tree, and with the appropriate dose of stagrow, no less. no details yet whether or not the orchid was gently misted
Posted by simon at 8:56 p.m.
8 comments:
Hey Simon, how big is your head? Since it's nearing the holiday season let's pretend it's a normal question and just answer honestly, okay?
Your tree has dried out after one day????? I said you should go artificial.
the tree is great! mila has been diligently watering it. it is as green and fresh as ever.
katharine, are you referring to the size of my cranium or to that of my swollen ego? if the latter, the answer would be 'massive'. if the former, I would have to break out the measuring tape.
simon's head is petite. probably not much bigger than mine. he has to buy women's sunglasses.
Nice Mila! Cranium, even the holidays does not afford us the right to be that forward with one another.
my head is 22.5" inches in circumference, by the way. mila, I eagerly await your measurements.
About the same as mine. Mila?
mine is 21 inches, so simon won that one i guess. but because we had the ruler out, next we measured brains and beauty. overall i won 2/3!
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