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if weekends were judged in foie gras ravioli and cashmere earmuffs, then it would have been a very good weekend indeed.
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if weekends were judged in foie gras ravioli and cashmere earmuffs, then it would have been a very good weekend indeed.
Posted by simon at 11:25 p.m.
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where did you get the cashmere earmuffs?!
if weekends were judged by thuet waffles off the menu and velvet tuxedo blazers, then it would be a very good weekend indeed as well...
alas, it would only have been a half-decent weekend by your scale, seeing as I was talked out of that beautiful blazer by a pair of mirror-hogging fellow shoppers.
I do admit though, once you go off menu, there's no going back.
bronwen, are you too in the market for some luxury for your ears?
depends on the price of said luxury - maybe i would just want to visit the earmuffs in the store and think wistful thoughts
"Oh look, Jeremy knows how to buy nice earmuffs, I'd better copy him"
Get your own luxury earwear! Also, get a job that actually pays you so you can buy the earmuffs!
jeremy "moneybags" business consultant, do not even get me started. unless smirnoff's needs some microprocessors reprogrammed by someone in a lacoste shirt, I really do not see what all this money is for.
p.s. I am a poor student, please buy me stuff.
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