Monday, September 03, 2007

nomenclature

more accurate, though perhaps less marketable, names for colgate "kiss me mint" toothpaste:

"nauseate me mint"
"toxic mint"
"make me gag mint"
"fluoride rinse mint"
"stay away from me mint"
"disgusting"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

sorry that i can't help you finish it, but i need to use sensodyne non-stop for at least 10 days. dentist's orders!
also, cry me a river. remember when you made me use the entire tube of that toothpaste with red and green gel swirls that tasted like dill pickles? that stuff was so gross.