dear candy corn fans, do you ever challenge yourself to a test of masticatory dexterity by attempting to bite off each coloured section as precisely as possible? I feel I have reached a plateau of perfection such that my performance is now limited by the curvature of my front incisors, which does not match the straight edge dividing the three sections.
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Now I want some! And I haven't even seen it for sale yet.
oh god mom bought gross health food snacks.
please send me real food. candy corn sounds good.
-your starving sister
OMG CANDY CORN IS BACK!!!!!!!!
dear candy corn fans,
do you ever challenge yourself to a test of masticatory dexterity by attempting to bite off each coloured section as precisely as possible? I feel I have reached a plateau of perfection such that my performance is now limited by the curvature of my front incisors, which does not match the straight edge dividing the three sections.
p.s. rachel just feed the health food snacks to the dog, it's really the only solution.
p.p.s. if by 'health food snacks' you actually mean those allbran bars she has been buying, trust me, they are delicious.
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