big tobacco

it is really too bad that people do not smoke anymore. ashtrays seem like such a great gift. they are impersonal enough to give to almost anyone, available at any price point, practical, and small enough to tuck away in a basement corner when they clash with the decor. I think I would have kept one or two ashtrays on hand at all times, for gifting emergencies, had I lived in a more nicotine-laden era.

pro-tobacco lobby, you are welcome to use this angle in future campaigns. you can give me an ashtray in thanks.

p.s. ketchup pringles are so delicious but they are giving me a tummy ache.