hell's kitchen preview

in the interest of reading the entire internet, I perused the hell's kitchen website. some observations:

gordon I love that your occupation is "world class chef."

jen you are a pastry chef. they barely do any pastry on HK. what were you thinking? is your savoury side up to snuff? doubtful.
aaron you are a retirement home chef, and let's be honest, you look kind of funny. you will probably get made fun of a lot by gordo.
brad you look cocky and I like that. where did your neck go though? maybe the mandarin collar on your chef's jacket isn't the best choice for you.
rock you are an executive chef which sounds impressive but your name is a mineral.
vinnie you look so surly I'll bet you are going to give chef ramsay a lot of tude. but you are also a "nightclub chef", so he will probably give you a lot back.

I predict joanna, brad and josh for the final three. you heard it here first.