good news
you may recall that miss universe was one of many lowlights of last summer's tv viewing schedule. well, for some reason the donald has pushed his beauty pageant up a few weeks, and so it will be falling right in the middle of exams. mila seemed quite disappointed that she would probably have to miss it. (however, recent news that sweden, a miss universe powerhouse, has dropped out of the competition surely softened the blow somewhat.)
anyway, in amongst ads for miss universe was a riveting trailer for america's got talent. I cannot believe I am going to watch this garbage. somehow they managed to make it even more lowbrow than before, with the addition of the trashylicious duo of jerry springer and sharon osbourne. but most importantly of all? not to worry, the hoff is back.
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jerry springer, i love you so
my dream is still to be on your show
you stole my heart with your midgets and orgies
and kept me company all through the 90s
but then your audience got so tacky
and the sound effects were so wacky
but i will give you a second chance this summer
if AGT sucks, it will be a bummer
the thing i love about this post, simon, is that you are so sure you WILL watch all this stuff, even though it is so bad. it sucks you in, just like the two hours of what not to wear i watched last night.
thoughts on american idol, or is that just so five minutes ago?
maybe idol needs a new judge and host to spice things up. too bad hoff is already taken!
clinton should dump stacy and go out on his own. she holds him back.
I agree, Clinton would be much better off without her.
Also, I've never understood the grey streak in Stacey's hair. Could someone please explain?
I didn't know that Mila was a poet!!!
And who's Hoff?
david hasselhoff! honestly.
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