my honour has been besmirched

since it was getting tedious copy-pasting my blog into an email message every time a publisher came calling, I started storing my blog in microsoft word. well, microsoft word just told me that I now have too many spelling mistakes. it can no longer stand to spell check my document. whatever, microsoft word, I do not even care that much. spelling is highly overrated. surely spelling is the lowest rung in the hierarchy of language - nothing but rote memorization. the white zin of the english world, if you will. the light margarine, the grade c foie, the classical guitar, the trivial, the banal, the mundane. surely the mind is better fed with cheese blogs and food forums. a rowdy discussion on the merits of grosgrain trim on your dinner jacket is undoubtedly more important than the number of m's in comedy. honestly, I have better things to do than figure out which vowels belong in definitely.

p.s. book publishers do not worry I will spell check.