the salesman said it matched my distressed tobacco etagere

from restoration hardware's early spring 2007 catalogue:


"come in, juanita, come in. this is lady who lunches to juanita, please come in. I have no idea how this cleaning business works. I bought this housecleaning apron at restoration hardware but it did not seem to include instructions for use. my potato scrubber keeps leaving streaks on the windows. good thing they included a walkie talkie pouch so I could radio for help. I am in the second floor library, please come immediately! lady who lunches, over and out.

p.s. I already misted the room with my cucumber mint room spray, so you don't have to worry about that."