whither the bling?

I just read that bling is dead. what is up with that? why did no one tell me sooner? I must have looked like such a fool last night in my iced out s-unit medallion. THANK GOODNESS I MISREAD THAT AND WENT BACK TO DOUBLE CHECK. no, the good people over at gq have it on good word that bling is not dead. so do not worry 50 cent, that shirt you made with your bedazzler for the vma's is still cool.